Chicken Supreme Suit Adult Costume B001E5MR9C

Chicken Supreme Suit Adult Costume Size Standard - 4.0 out of 5 stars from 2 customer reviews


WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT!
This costume CLAIMS to be a "supreme" chicken suit, but let me be perfectly frank with you...

There is no secret hatch for a prop egg to fall out of, no moving parts in the mask, and inexplicable wattles in the underarm region. IT IS IN NO WAY ORNITHOLOGICALLY CORRECT.

I had planned to live among wild hens from the summer of 2011-2012 undetected, learning their secrets and reporting back to the scientific world with my findings. But, as I found out, the birds were often "on edge" and irritable whenever I was around, and my attempts at mating always ended in failure. In fact, I could have sworn a few of them even suspected I wasn't a chicken at all.

I get so hot just thinking about it. I would not recommend this costume to ANYONE... Unless it is for Halloween costume, in which case it is perfectly suitable and reasonably priced.

Great chicken suit
I hate doing reviews! But this was a good buy and was just what I needed.



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Airline Pilot Jacket Adult Halloween B001RDFYI2

Airline Pilot Jacket Adult Halloween Costume Size 42-46 Standard - 1.0 out of 5 stars from 1 customer reviews


HORRIBLE!!!!
If you want to look like a pilot... don't buy this. If you want to look like a grown man wearing a pilot pajama top... go for it. I got the standard size and it was ridiculously big. And I'm 5'11" 175. And the hat was equally bad. It's so wrinkled it doesn't even resemble a pilots hat.

Don't buy it.

Seriously... stop. Don't buy it.





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